A Deaf Person's Joke
Something was wrong with Jack's ears after he was much better from a serious illness. Several months later he went to a doctor. The doctor told him that he was deaf of both ears. Jack was sad. He was afraid to lose his work. So he did not like people to know this.
One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting at the table, one of his friends told an interesting joke. Everyone laughed and Jack laughed louder than anyone else. He said, “That was a very interesting joke, but I know a more interesting one. Would you like to hear it?” All his friends said OK to him, so Jack began to tell his joke. All his friends were listening to him with smiles. When the joke ended, everyone laughed louder than before and Jack laughed happily, too. He was very glad because he thought that his must be more interesting than his friend's. But he didn't know that he had made a fool of himself（出丑；闹笑话） because his joke was the same as the first one.
【小题1】When was Jack deaf of both ears?
| A．After he came back from work. | B．After a serious illness. |
| C．After seeing a doctor. | D．After being a doctor. |
| A．He was afraid to lose his work. |
| B．He was afraid of his friends. |
| C．He didn't want to lose his face. |
| D．He was afraid that his wife would leave him. |
| A．He laughed as loudly as others. | B．He didn't laugh. |
| C．He laughed louder than anyone else. | D．He only smiled. |
| A．all the others were laughing |
| B．he could tell the same joke himself, too |
| C．he wanted to show that there was nothing wrong with his ears |
| D．his friend's joke was interesting |
| A．the joke he told was more interesting |
| B．it was as interesting as the first |
| C．all his friends liked his joke better |
| D．it was the same joke as his friend's |
【小题1】B
【小题2】A
【小题3】C
【小题4】C
【小题5】D
解析试题分析：本文介绍了杰克在一次大病后失聪了，但他不想让人知道，因为怕失去工作。有一次朋友们在一起吃饭，一个朋友讲了个笑话，杰克比大家笑的声音更大，因为他不想让别人知道他耳朵不好。于是他也讲了个笑话，别人笑得更厉害了，杰克很高兴，以为大家都喜欢他的笑话，而实际上他讲的是刚才朋友讲过的那个笑话。
【小题1】细节理解题。根据短文第一段描述，Something was wrong with Jack's ears after he was much better from a serious illness.The doctor told him that he was deaf of both ears.可知杰克的耳朵是在很严重的一次疾病后失聪的，故选B。
【小题2】细节理解题。根据短文第一段描述，He was afraid to lose his work. So he did not like people to know this.可知他不喜欢让别人知道他聋是因为他害怕失业，故选A。
【小题3】细节理解题。根据短文第二段描述Everyone laughed and Jack laughed louder than anyone else，可知每个人都笑了，杰克笑的声音比其他人还要大，故选C。
【小题4】推理判断题。根据短文第二段描述，可知杰克笑了，虽然他不知道大家笑的真正原因，但他不想让别人知道他耳朵有毛病，故选C。
【小题5】细节理解题。根据短文第二段描述But he didn't know that he had made a fool of himself（出丑；闹笑话） because his joke was the same as the first one.，可知他不知道自己闹笑话了，因为他讲的笑话跟刚才的是同一个，所以他的朋友笑得更厉害了，故选D。
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