Question

 

One day, Mr. Green and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “What’s the meaning of the word ‘Drunk’, dad?” “Well, my son,” his father replied, “Look, there are standing two policemen. If I think of the two policemen as four, then I am drunk.” “But, dad,” the boy said, “ there’s only ONE policeman!”

The bus is very crowded. A man tries to get on, but no one gives a way to him. “Hey, let me get on the bus.” the man shouts. “It’s too crowded. You’d better take the next bus.” a passenger says to him. “But you can’t go without me. I’m the __________.” the man says.

Mr. Black was hit by a car in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed said to the doctor, “I think that he is badly hurt.” “I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor. Hearing this, Mr. Black moved his head and said, “I’m not dead. I’m still alive.” “Be quiet.” said the wife, “The doctor knows better than you!”

1.Which is the right word to fill the blank in the second passage?

A．driver            B．teacher           C．doctor            D．singer

2.Which of the following is TRUE according to the passages?

A．There are only a few passengers on the bus.

B．Mr. Green had drunk a lot before going home.

C．Mr. Black lost his life because of a car accident.

D．Mr. Green and his son saw two policemen on their way home.

3.In which part of a newspaper can you most probably read the three passages?

A．Advertisement                         B．Found and Lost

C．Latest News                            D．Fun Time

 

Answer 1

【答案】

1.A

2.B

3.D

【解析】

试题分析：本题主要考察了三则小笑话。分别描述了一对父子，一个公交车司机和一对夫妻。

1.联系上文，没有我你们走不了。可知这个人是司机，故选A，司机。

2.根据第一个小笑话，父子的对话，父亲把一个警察看成了两个，可知他实际上已经喝醉了，故选B。

3.这篇短文主要讲了三则小笑话，故最可能在报纸上的轻松一刻栏目找到，故选D，轻松一刻。

考点：关于三则小笑话的说明文阅读

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